Well, it’s going to be funny; I always like to be amusing when I can—there’s always room for amusement. I’m going to surprise a couple of people and just show how grateful I am—because indeed I am. I’m not only grateful but absolutely surprised. There always has to be one thing you say that is memorable and I have that sentence—you’ll know instantly what it is!
I can’t wait to hear it!
You know, the fact that I’m about to be 93…
It’s unbelievable, Rita!
You know what, it sure as hell is. I’m amazed.
What will you be wearing tonight? How did you decide on your look?
I’m working with Rebecca [Ramsey.] She found me that incredible gown that I wore last year at the Oscars. That’s one of the most beautiful gowns I have ever seen or worn. I just loved it.
And it was fun wearing the black wig, too. Somebody said that last year that I looked like Betty Boop! They were absolutely right. So I talked to my stylist, and I said, ‘I really would love not to wear a gown.’ Everyone wears gowns all the time, and there’s nothing wrong with that. And there are gorgeous ones to be had. But I said, somehow, this seems to call for a pantsuit. I would love a white tux, either a white tux or a red one. And she almost immediately sent me a picture of this beautiful, unusual-looking tux from Dior.
Tell me about it.
You can look it up, actually. It was on the runway. It’s so unusual and it’s very different—it’s not weird. It’s just a completely rethought. That’s the way to think of it. It’s a rethought classic white tux. I’m so lucky it fit me so well. Everything’s always big at some point but it absolutely suits me. It’s the perfect jacket, let’s say, for a petite woman. It is so in proportion. And the best part, to me—and I think it’s so effing chic—is that I’m wearing black shoes! That’s how they showed it on the runway. I’m wearing a white tux and I’m wearing black shoes. What do you call those shoes? They have a strap…
Slingbacks?
Slingingbacks. Yeah. I couldn’t think of the word. I can’t think of nouns. This is what happens at my age, near 93. Nouns are absolutely killing me—it drives me crazy. Anyway, you’ll see them. Just the fact that I’m wearing a black shoe with a white tux—I think it’s like the height of snobby chic. It’s supposed to be a white or silver, but it’s not.