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Almost a week into 2024, it was about time that some celebrity or other whipped the internet into a frantic, braying froth of lust—and on Thursday that honor went to The Bear star and rumored Rosalía BF Jeremy Allen White, who stripped down to his boxers for a Calvin Klein shoot that (not to be unprofessional) has me sweating like Albert Brooks in Broadcast News.
I’ve always known that JAW (sexy acronym, by the way) was ridiculously hot, in a guy-whose-profile-is-etched-on-a-Roman-coin sort of way, but I simply did not know he was a jacked Greek god underneath his dingy white T-shirt and chef’s apron! (In other words, no, I have not seen The Iron Claw.) I’m not going to spend too much time enumerating White’s aesthetically pleasing physical characteristics because (1) as I said, it’s 2024, and (2) his abs quite frankly speak for themselves, but I’m delighted to see the absolute cornucopia of horniness that the Calvin Klein campaign has unleashed on social media. “FINE WE WILL BUY WHATEVER IS BEING SOLD,” wrote one Instagram commenter, while another sensibly asked: “Where do I send the bill for the phone I just dropped?” (Personally, I’m partial to the person wondering where White’s belly button is. Kyle XY vibes!)