Netflix’s ‘Rebel Moon’ is one of the worst movies ever made
Staz Nair as Tarak in “Rebel Moon: A Child of Fire.” Chris Strother / Netflix This is the second time that my bosses at SFGATE have forced me to watch a …
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Adam Driver cursed out a journalist about ‘Ferrari.’ He deserved it.
Adam Driver as Enzo Ferrari in “Ferrari.” Lorenzo Sisti If you were online a month ago, and you’re lying if you say you weren’t, you remember the clip: Actor Adam …
‘Wonka’ has no reason to exist
Timothée Chalamet in “Wonka.” Jaap Buittendijk You know that “Wonka” has no right to exist. You saw the trailer and openly groaned. You said to the person next to you, …
Draymond Green isn’t worth it anymore
Golden State Warriors forward Draymond Green reacts after being ejected for a flagrant foul on Dec. 12, 2023, at Footprint Center in Phoenix. Christian Petersen/Getty Images Last night in What Did …
Vote 49ers’ Trent Williams for MVP or go to hell
San Francisco 49ers offensive tackle Trent Williams walks back to the locker room after an NFL football game against the Los Angeles Rams, Sunday, Sept. 17, 2023, in Inglewood, Calif. …
Elon Musk’s advertiser rant ‘candid’ and ‘profound’
Twitter CEO Linda Yaccarino speaks onstage during Vox Media’s 2023 Code Conference at The Ritz-Carlton, on September 27, 2023 in Dana Point, Calif. Jerod Harris/Getty Images for Vox Media In a memo …
The end of Elon Musk
Secretly, I’d prefer it if the richest men on Earth were special. I know that there are genuinely exceptional people out there, because I’ve watched Steph Curry play basketball. So it’s …
A dad review of Ridley Scott’s ‘Napoleon’
Joaquin Phoenix in “Napoleon.” Courtesy of Apple TV+ Before I even had children, I loved dad movies. I have every word of “The Fugitive” memorized. I once went full “Braveheart” …
‘The Killer’ on Netflix has one of the best fight scenes ever
Michael Fassbender as an assassin in “The Killer.” Courtesy of Netflix If you grew up a ’90s bro, as I did, you’ve been looking forward to David Fincher’s “The Killer” ever since …
An obnoxiously negative prognosis of the 49ers after Chase Young trade
The San Francisco 49ers’ trade for Commanders defensive end Chase Young (right) will reunite him with his old college teammate, Nick Bosa. Michael Zagaris/Getty Images I bet you Niners fans …